DON

2009-03-06T05:50:00.000-08:00

2009-03-02T03:56:00.000-08:00

Phobos ROCKS! hahahaha!!

2009-01-12T04:54:00.000-08:00

I found this touching!

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see….I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Customer Service Rep: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to “LOVE” your own machine before It can “LOVE”others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Customer Service Rep: You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go…

Customer: Yes?

Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some
really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

New Year

2008-12-31T05:33:00.001-08:00

New Year

2008-10-24T00:53:00.000-07:00

YAY! I get to be promoted!! :)
YAY! I am the OGL!! hahaha.

oh yah, a funny conversation!

ME: Hey Mum, I get to be the OGL!
MOM: What 妖?!!
ME: OMG.....

hahaha

2008-10-15T08:13:00.000-07:00

OK! long time no blog. It's practically dead. Lolz, not much people know about this blog anyway because I am very low profile and don't like to publicise it. haha. ok. Here some jokes! Enjoy.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The woman nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."

A sixteen year old girl went to a priest for confession."Father, I called a guy son of a bitch yesterday."
"Why did you do that?" asked the priest.
"He touched my hand without my permission," replied the girl.
"Like this?" The priest touched her arm.
"Yes father."
"That is no reason to call him a son of a bitch." said the priest.
"He touched my breast too, father."
"Like this?" The priest touched her breast.
"Yes, father."
"That is still no reason for you to call him a son of a bitch." said the priest.
"He then took off my clothes!" said the girl.
"Like this?" The priest then took off her clothes.
"Yes, father." said the girl.
"That's too bad." said the priest, "But that is still no reason for you to call him son of a bitch."
"He then plugged his thing in my thing."
"Like this?" The priest then plugged his thing in her thing.
After catching her breath, the girl answered, "Yes, father."
"You still should not have called him a son of a bitch." said the priest.
"But father.."said the girl "..he has AIDS."
"SON OF A BITCH!!" exclaimed the priest.

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is a soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... follow the lesson.
Students: Good morning, teacher.
Teacher: (shouting)Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night????
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.
Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.
Students: Best regards teacher!
Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen. Today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand??
Students: Understood teacher!
Teacher: I do not want any disturbance!
Students: (silence)
Teacher: Clever
Students: Stupid
Teacher: High
Students: Low
Teacher: PopularS
tudents: Calafare
Teacher: Wrong
Students: Correct
Teacher: Stupid
Students: Clever
Teacher: No
Students: Yes
Teacher: Oh God
Students: Oh Slave
Teacher: Listen to this
Students: Listen to that
Teacher: Quiet
Students: Noisy
Teacher: That's not a question, stupid
Students: This is an answer, clever
Teacher: I'm dead
Students: We're alive
Teacher: I'm lazy to teach
Students: We are hardworking to learn
Teacher: Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More!
Teacher: Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!
Teacher: Why are you people so stupid
Students: Because I am someone clever
Teacher: Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!
Teacher: O.K. Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher: Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher: Stand up
Students: Sit down
Teacher: I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
Teacher: You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: Released tonight
Teacher: (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)

2008-10-08T03:37:00.000-07:00

I love this picture :D

2008-08-01T09:17:00.000-07:00

Whew! Two interviews in one day can be really tiring. sigh! Why does NTU has to be located at Boon Lay? I travel from Pasir Ris to Boon Lay all the way via MRT, not to mention the bus trip to NTU. The interviews are pretty good. The two interviewees are damn hilarious! Well, we did learn something from it and it pretty productive but seriously after 2 interviews I have to travel from Boon Lay all over to Tampines. My poor butt. Sit until sore liao.

2008-07-26T19:19:00.001-07:00

Sigh. I found out that more and more people are leaving MJC because it's too stressful. That made me reconsider my decision to come to MJC. I don't like the fact that more and more of my leisure time are now devoted to mugging and doing other school things. Maybe I'm too lazy.. However, I don't want to make my efforts I have put in the past 7 months to go to waste. I have heard somewhere that giving up is for losers but you are even a bigger loser if you don't know your limits and throw in the towel early and continue to waste your time and efforts on a futile end. Thus, I have made my decision. Just a bit more than 1 year to go. I will remain and try my best but if I ever got retained, I am leaving MJC. Hmm.. Thus, this year, I am going to put in my very best now. No more slacking every day, mug more. Just 1 more year to go. I am going to get promoted!! Yeah!

2008-07-05T07:07:00.000-07:00

As my project topic is on social networking, I did a lot of research on it and found a lot of interesting things. Isn't this amazing? The stanford university is having a course on Facebook, the popular social networking site. It's like holding an arcade class where you learn how to play games, like CME lesson asking you not to study, like teachers now are encouraging us to learn less, play more. I would love to enrol in such a course but too bad I do not have the money to go overseas and study in stanford.

There are also something that I found that really disgusts me. The opposite of Facebook, friendster? Enemybook, hatebook, snubster. These are sites which you can 'enemy' people, alienate people or become friends with enemies of your enemies. You can upload blackmail or lies on these sites. Sure, you can hate somebody but this? This is so extreme!

2008-06-23T07:30:00.000-07:00

Mid-yr Exams : Screwed!

2008-05-17T07:10:00.000-07:00

I went to my drama bbq yesterday! it's very fun.. I hope we can get gold for syf! we really put in really a lot of effort into it. Anyway, the pictures from the bbq! I will try to beg for more pictures from the others later. haha..

Dwayne, ms tan and ms low

What a retarded pose! haha. fazall superman, lionel little pretty bird?

This photo is disgusting! lol. bollywood?

Si han & ningxin! yeah!

LAME!!

BIRTHDAY BOY FAZARI!

Me and Dennis (uncle dong)

Drama club photo

nadirah, si han, me on the left. nas and tracy on the right.

women!

Awww! They look so cute together! heheh..

yeah!!

nice photo!

2008-05-01T08:27:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow will be a very hectic day! I need to submit PI which is only half done, got chem test, got extra econs lecture and also need to attend drama. JC life has got a lot of things to do but we are only as stressed as we make ourselves to be. Just lighten up and take up those challenges. Stay positive and look forward to take up those challenges! If you stay depressed and groan and moan about the tasks you have to do, you will end up in a vicious cycle where you will be more and more stressed up and eventually break down and end up in a mental institute. Don't worry, be happy! Have faith in whatever you do and just try your best. :)

2008-04-19T01:41:00.000-07:00

This is an emo post

Yesterday was speech day. I am so glad I can go there. It's an experience I will never forget. Marianne's speech made me reflect a lot. When I met an obstacle, I always tried to run away or just ignore it but never really really tried to overcome it. Something like my dislike for the subject, biology. I just neglect it and don't care if I fail it. sigh! I always thought that school is just for study study study and don't really care about anything else. I guess that speech made me fully reflect what I have done for my four years in Hai Sing. I felt like crying that day...

haha! now happy things! I get to see a lot of my good friends in hai sing! haha. Now, I go and steal the photos from jermain's blog and show it here. hehee.

4E1 :) I like this class actually

I was very quiet in hai sing so I didn't really socialise a lot but luckily for me, I've made very good friends in 4E1 like wn and jerm! haha. wn and me in the blue uniform and kr and jerm in green uniform or like jerm said we form land and sea! wahahaha!

qiyun on the right! another good friend! :)

Jerm n me! I think I look the best in this photo.. hahaha!

Reach out for the sky!

ME!

Mrs tang! She said I dao her on that day loh! lol.

I will post up more photos later...

2008-03-29T00:23:00.000-07:00

Hah! tallest and most handsome in the trio! ME! haha ( just kidding!) :P

dunno wats jermain is pointing at? wei neng is acting cool.. haha. the girls are the most normal ones loh.

wei neng look so retarded.. :P

group photo

pretending that I'm short. haha. Wei neng (on the extreme left) wanted to eat me up.. lol..

I went out with wei neng, jermain, mei yee, shui man, hui hui and peishi on 23 march to watch a free concert. Mei yee has provided us with the tickets she claimed she has queued up for a long time to get it :) . Well, it's great to be able to catch up with them but the concert has its boring moments.. heh heh.. At least I am able to see JJ and theresa and the quan yi feng is so funny when she sang that song.. :D. However, I won't be able to get out like that so often now.. :( I have to mug like a mugger in a mugger school in order to catch up with school work because I'm such a slow learner.. haha.. Bye bye for now!

2008-03-14T22:40:00.000-07:00

I think this will be my last blog post for about a month or so! I need to chiong school work. I've got test, piles of homework not done, lots of things I still don't understand.. yadda yadda yadda... I'm still trying to adopt the mugging spirit of meridian jc but to no avail.. sigh.. I'll just have to try harder.. I still have to do loads of housework tomorrow. AHHH!! so many things to do but so little time! but I'm still here blogging! I'm such a freak! *bang wall* Okay, byebye!!

2008-03-09T22:33:00.000-07:00

I have watched too much touching shows lately.. I was quite emotional.. It's good to cry over someone's misfortune.. It makes you more sympathetic and considerate and makes you cherish what you have now instead of lamenting what you will never have..

You have to experience sadness in order to really feel happiness.
You have to have your heart broken in order really understand love.
There will be no good if there is no evil.
It's the same as there will be no light if there is no darkness..
Just like there's no life if there is no death!

These are profound yet simple. Lol, this is cryptic yet straightforward...

2008-03-07T21:17:00.000-08:00

GOOD NEWS!!
I like mjc life!(it rocks!)
The people in mj are great! ( everybody is so friendly)
There is a 4E1 class outing on thursday! ( I did miss my sec sch class)
I've grown fatter and heavier! ( I thought I would be a bamboo stick for the rest of my life)
I've grown taller! ( either the scale in mjc got problem or I 've really grown 2 cm)

:D

2008-02-26T03:07:00.000-08:00

Orientation today was fun!! :D. There were few funny situations here and there during the MMM.

Today when we were walking in between stations

Girls: Eeeeeww!

the rest: What is it??

somebody: It's a slug!

somebody else: It's a slut??!

OMG! DIAO!

2008-02-21T00:10:00.000-08:00

Today's school is fun! Many more Haisians I know has come to MJC! :) Seriously, I'm starting to really like mjc.. I like the atmosphere, the people there and everything. Hahahaha.. I'm now attached to mjc now! Till death (or two years) do us part.. :P. I'm going to change myself entirely. I'm going to pro-active. Well, I'll make a serious effort to try.. I'll make my experience in mjc an enjoyable and fulfilling one!! YEAH!! GO DONOVAN!!

2008-02-18T19:54:00.000-08:00

I got into mjc! Well, I've been thinking a lot and done a lot of soul-searching.. I have to admit that I did not put in my best for the O levels! I've told myself last year that I must work hard and don't regret it until it's too late but I guess I need the full impact of the not-so-good O level results to made me really realise that! I always procrastinate and I don't know how my reputation of being hardworking came about but I know I'm not.. sigh! I think I will dedicate my 2 years of life to mugging and score better this time round! Perhaps I will even shut down this blog and stop going online anymore! Hopefully, I can last longer this time before starting to procrastinate again!

2008-02-05T21:34:00.000-08:00

I ACTED ON STAGE TODAY!! lol! I was like soooooo nervous before I act la! However, when I was acting on stage, the nervousness just sort of disappeared. Although the acting was not that good, I don't think I screwed up anything. Finally it's over.. I'm not so sure whether I want to stay in drama leh. Sports cca sound more fun but I sucks at sports. AHH! I don't know.. It's a bit weird to be one of the only two boys in JC1 drama. :(

2008-01-24T23:21:00.000-08:00

Finally, O level results are out! My L1R5 is 11. It's not so bad so I can't really cry over it but it's not that good so I can't really laugh and jumping around with joy. I have mixed feelings about my results. It's not grief but it's not joy either. I'm feeling so emotional lately. I wish I can stay in mjc, hopefully. OK! There is no point crying over split milk! I need to straighten out my thinking and decide what to do with my life now! Congratulations to those who scored well! :)

Anyway, I'm doing the chinese mv on the song 无心伤害. I've to incorporate the lyrics of the song to my story. Give comments on it!

整天围绕在我身边

所以没有重视过你的存在。

我忽略你，冷落你。

你有多少次心碎，我都看不见。

终于，你受不了。

你离开了我。

人通常都是等到失去才懂得珍惜，我也不例外。

我想挽回但是已经太迟了。

宝贝，对不起！

真心无奈多心都为了爱

我坐在这傻傻的发呆

我仍依赖你纯纯的爱

我心还在爱你的人还在

苦苦等想哭哭不出来

无心伤害你应该明白

爱太多空隙受伤容易

互信互爱才是唯一

对你的付出都放在心里

我始终这样珍惜我怎么会忘记。

真心仍在与你永不分开

这一生只愿和你相爱

与你同在只为你等待

爱是纯真爱是无恨

不在乎怎么会痛苦万分

我真的太笨不懂心疼。

宝贝，你原谅我好吗？

2008-01-05T04:38:00.000-08:00

Well, I've just read kai ru's blog entry on her jc experience... déjà vu! It was like she's saying what I want to say. The non-stop cheering in mj was also super tiring! The MMM ( sth like amazing race) was also tiring! The mass dance made my leg ache. Furthermore, I was sunburnt! I have red marks all over my body which still hurts now. The most prominent affected area is my nose. It is all red and a bit swollen! :( However, overall, I still think that the orientaion is fun. mjc is great! I really like the atmosphere there. Let's see if studying there is as good. I'll talk about it in the next entry!

2008-01-01T05:27:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! :)

2007-12-27T06:12:00.000-08:00

Hey! I've been eating and sleeping the whole holiday. Maybe, I will grow fat when term starts. (hopefully)

2007-12-13T01:48:00.000-08:00

Hah! It's such a long time since I last used the computer. I've been really busy lately. Well, I've been posted to meridian for my first one month. Is that a good thing?

2007-11-15T19:24:00.000-08:00

WHERE SHOULD I GO?!

2007-11-05T20:10:00.000-08:00

FINALLY! three more papers left! I screwed up all my O level lah! I just cant seem to finish any of my science paper. All the science practicals were also uncompleted. I just wish I can get to at least mjc. bye bye tjc! hello tpjc srjc? SS paper also die liao! I studied so hard for sri lanka but never come out. Then, SBQ. I don't know why I find the source E so funny. No water, no electricity, no jobs. no problem, we got the bombs. LOL! It's so funny that I nearly laugh. I only did half a page for every SBQ questions. :( too bad. I don't think even tpjc wants me now. I'm so sad!!!! I'm not sure I even wanted to go jc now. Perhaps, I can find a good course in polytechnic.

2007-09-21T08:03:00.000-07:00

Today will be my last day of slacking! From tomorrow onwards, I'm going to study daily! There is no time to waste! Thus, I will not be online or blog until after the 'O' levels. Congratulations to those who scored well for prelims! I didn't do very well... :( I don't even want to reveal my results here. It's too depressing. I don't even think I can go to a JC with this kind of L1R5. However, I'm not going to groan or complain here. It will serve no purpose but to demoralise me furthur. There is still time to change what was! 'O' levels will be my last chance to change! Besides, this prelims is a good reminder to avoid stupid stupid mistakes mentioned in the previous post. I hope I can do better in 'O' levels. Wish me luck! :)

2007-09-13T19:36:00.000-07:00

FINALLY! I'm using the computer! I was banned from the computer for quite some time! stupid prelim! I screwed up this prelim! Chem p2- I didn't bring in my calculator! e.maths p1- I didn't bing maths instrument! A.maths p1- I did it with a sleepyhead1! physics prac- I didn't do nearly half of the paper due to lack of time management! My only consolation is that this is not the actual O level exam or I really might kill myself! So, I seriously doubt that I can get any As for this prelim! LUCKILY THIS IS NOT O LEVEL! Hopefully, I can do better in O levels! sigh!

2007-07-13T23:32:00.000-07:00

What a nice way to spend a friday! I lost 5 dollars for a silly breakage of that dumb pipette during chemistry practical yesterday. It was so fragile!! I placed it on the bench so I can put in the pipette filler. I swear I only exert minimal pressure on that dumb thing! Then, CLANK!! The pipette was broken! Shock cannot express how I felt when that pipette broke! I was standing there, horrorstruck! I have done it a lot of times, why must it broke only then?! That was how my 5 dollars went into the drain! Then, wei neng still laughed at me! lol. No sympathy at all. I will laugh back at him if he ever ever breaks anything! haha.. Shui man also breaks something. Mr Tan told me to help her pay first and I had complied. Shui man also paid me back .... by giving me 10-cent coins. Hence, my wallet was heavier by the extra fifty 10-cent coin she gave me. In addition, my experiment that day was a total failure! The chemicals must be contaminated! I practically put in 50 ml of Q into it and it has yet to turn yellow! AHH!!

2007-07-07T23:32:00.000-07:00

I went to have my blood sucked out yesterday to check for dengue. In exchange, I received 10 dollar ntuc voucher. Is it worth it? haha. The experience was not pleasant. Furthermore, our supplementary biology teacher had told my class about all the gruesome sucking blood experience he encountered before I went to suck out my blood. Thus, I went there with apprehension. My mum insisted I should go because dengue is now prevalent in Singapore. However, I think the real pull factor is the 10 dollar voucher we would receive for each of us.

The pain was immense! The needle piercing into my skin is like ten thousand knifes stabbing in. As my blood was being sucked out, I felt as if there was a giant sucking hole in my vein, sucking everything out. When the dunno-who pulled the needle out, I thought that my vein was also pulled out along with it. Then, the dunno-who put a cotton on my wound and pasted the plaster over it, leaving me with the horrible sensation that rocks and boulders were being placed there.

There, my encounter of sucking blood. haha. I did exaggerate but it was rather painful. It was worth it, though, I got my 10 dollar voucher. :)

2007-06-10T02:21:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was another fun day with my cousins. We were playing all kind of games like ice and water, catching and blind mice. I felt like going back to my childhood again. I now have a nostalgia for my childhood life. The most hilarious part of the game is monkey king! The game is simple. A monkey king has escaped and mixed with other similiar monkeys. The zookeeper has to identify the real monkey and bring it back. The monkey king will do an action first and the rest has to follow suit quickly. If the zookeeper is able to spot which monkey did the action first, he found the real monkey king. Then, the monkeys will lose the game. However, after an action limit, if the zookeeper still cannot spot the real monkey king, the monkeys will win the game! It is so funny when you play with certain people. There are simple actions like clapping your hands and slapping your legs. There are also very funny actions. My cousins and I were doing all sorts of actions like puckering our lips and clutching our imaginary breasts. It was so so hilarious! I was laughing all the way looking at all the stupid actions. I should have taken photographs. I actually laughed until my stomach hurt!

2007-06-08T20:38:00.000-07:00

I had a lot of fun yesterday. I intended to study because of the whole O level thing but I had to celebrate father's day early at my grandma's house with all my cousins. I LOVE family gatherings! We always have so much fun. There are ten of us in total ( including me and my siblings). We were playing mahjong (without money, of course!) and playstation! I was in a losing streak when I played mahjong until my lucky star, amanda (my cousin) came!! Then I was in a winning streak!! haha! It's a pity we didn't use money.. I would have won a lot of money! haha. We played until around midnight before we stopped and went home reluctantly. :(

But nvm! they'll be coming over today because of some sort of party organised around my house. yah! can play with them again! haha..

2007-05-30T21:20:00.000-07:00

On 29 may, yenny, meiyee, peishi, huihui, shuiman, jermain and I went to celebrate kr's belated birthday for her.(her actual bday is on 28 may). Welcome to the old club, kr. You are now officially old. haha. It's a pity we didn't get to watch the movie. A lot of funny things happened when we were eating at pizza hut. Then, we give kr a suprise birthday song using a bday pizza instead of a cake. Hey kr, you don't mind, right? Both are round in shape. haha. Then, we actually applied what we have learnt from gary, the trainer from the motivational workshop. We ordered a cup of hot water and then asked for ice. It's so hilarious. Then, meiyee go and cut the pizza like cutting a womb. It's so funny. hahaha. After we have eaten, we discussed bio when yenny went and shopped for her gown. The girls were very interested in the 'M' thing as we called it. They even discussed how females do it. Jerm said use fingers, meiyee said use sausage and shuiman said use banana. LOL! After yenny came back, we went to shop for Jess Lau's bday present. There was this shop which sell a bag of crackers (on the outside). It will respond to sound and then move. It's meant to scare people. kr told me that she was going to buy it and scare her brother. At first, i thought she was joking but she actually went and bought it. IT COST OVER 8 BUCKS! She bought it specially to scare her brother. Luckily, I'm not her brother.(just jk) haha.

I don't think I am going to blog anytime soon. The mid-year results are so disappointing. I can't go to my dream jc with this pathetic L1R5. I'm going to work hard in the June holidays. However, I will still come online occasionally to de-stress a bit. Wish me luck! :)

2007-05-23T06:46:00.000-07:00

ok. I am tired of mugging for chinese. I have to take a break, so here I am! sigh.. It's very scary when you realise that chinese 'O' level is coming nearer and nearer. I MUST get A1. ok, enough about chinese, I've been reading a book which has this fantastically written love spell. You are suppose to tie an apple to a tree and recite this spell :

Bud and blossom, leaf and tree,
Find her, bind her, now to me.
Shoot and seedling, root and bough,
Threads of love entwine us now.

Nicely written,right? Spell that rhymes are cool, though they never work ( for me).

2007-05-14T06:36:00.000-07:00

ok. Let me make this clear. I am not tall at all. I am just a mere 185 cm tall and I think I've shrank. Last time the health check, the nurse measure my height to be 184.5 cm. I can only say that my height is slightly above average for my age. I've seen some lower sec students taller than me loh. Even my elder brother is taller than me ( 189- 190). 190 cm is the ideal height for me. After that, STOP!! I don't want to grow any taller than that. I've seen plenty of men so tall that it is not a very pleasant sight. When I went to Orchard Road on a particular day, I saw this man who is double my height!! It is not a sight you would like to see. THe man is SO tall and skinny that you will think he has undergone stretching with scale factor 3. haha. Besides, it's not like I can use my height to my advantage. I sucks at sports. Too tall can also be a disadvantage. Do you know how many bus doors I have hit just at just a mere height of 185? Hopefully, I can stop growing after 190 cm. If not, I may have to resort to chopping my legs off. haha.

2007-05-13T06:31:00.000-07:00

HAPPY MOTHER DAY!!!

2007-05-04T06:37:00.000-07:00

FINALLY!! ss n hist exams are over!! though they are fun subjects, they are very memory taxing. Im so relieved after the exams.. now the rest are sciences and maths. The e.maths paper today is quite easy but i did'nt manage to finish.. :( but i think that i can at least get an A. hopefully..

It's very frightening to realise that chinese O levels are about a month away.. but luckily the subject don't really require studying.. haha.. I MUST get an A1 for chinese.. If not i will retake it.. Even if i get an A2.. I want to include it in the L1R5.. I think I can do it.. just the oral part a bit difficult.. My mind always got blank and I stammer when i see an examiner's expressionless expression. haha.. I'll see. GO! DONOVAN!!

2007-05-02T07:00:00.001-07:00

hello.. i feel so stressed out by ss, got so many essays.. but i ~~want to~~ must do well for ss. Today i was quite surprised by my el compre score : 36 /50. third time i got an A for compre but who's counting? haha. ok.. gotta go study.. bb

2007-04-13T07:53:00.000-07:00

tml got physics n chemistry.. early in the morning too. y cant they let us rest for the weekends? *sign*. I really need my sleep.. it's not as if our normal lessons are not long enough.. im really motivated to study but im also tired of studying at the same time leh..

2007-04-02T03:42:00.000-07:00

I was quite shocked when mr lua just dropped this bombshell tat i haf to go for this chinese writing competition.. WHY ME??!! ahh!! I hate writing compositions. kai ru also got chosen. *signs* dunno how he choose one. maybe our chinese results is ~~best in class~~ good? Anyway, i write until my hands hurt. kai ru also. perhaps, as kai ru said, we should borrow limbs from an octopus. Just nice.. one for each subject.. lol..

2007-03-30T05:50:00.000-07:00

hello.. very xian so blog again.. im quite slack nowadays.. not motivated to study. ahh!! ok today sch got nothing except mock exam, mock exam n mock exam.. sian.. then got the study skills workshop. It's quite gd actually, i pick up a thing or two there.. i will change my study strategies n work even harder frm now on. hopefully :) we'll see in my mid-year exam results.. after sch go tuition with jem n amos lim.. it's quite fun to haf the tuition. we, including the teacher, always laugh with lame jokes along the way but still use our time wisely on our studies.. It's a very relaxed atmosphere n i learn loads.. *signs* if only can be liddat in all my sch lessons..

2007-03-28T03:39:00.000-07:00

ok.. blogging for the 1st time... it's just tat it gets more n more boring to use the com bcos im sick of playing the same com game over n over again... tot i will blog to kill time.. haha, ok. today nothing much happened, just go sch n attend the mission for life... Mrs Tang said tat it will make us cry. lol. got friends ask me whether it's true.. IT IS DEFINITELY NOT TRUE!! The introduction part is good but overall got a bit xian.. haha. Gd thing is tat we no need to take the chinese test like the girls did but tml they get to rest while we go for the maths test!! ahhh!! sec 4 life is so stressful!!

2007-03-28T01:31:00.001-07:00

I AM DONOVAN!!! haha

no laa, joking. am jermain. XD. cheers. haha, helping him cos bo bian. if not cannot see blog. LOL. haha. ok.

BYEE